Meet Caveman â the AI assistant that monitors, manages, and roasts your servers so you don't have to. One-man IT department. Zero brain cells required.
Ugh. CPU at 98% on us-east-1 for 3 hours straight. You deploy spaghetti code again?
Maybe bump machines from 3 â 5 in same region? Or... write better code. Just saying. ðĨ
Done. 5 machines running in us-east-1. CPU already dropping. You owe me a steak. ðĨĐ
Features
Your main dashboard is the nerve center of your infrastructure. Real-time server status, performance metrics, traffic flows, and scaling controls â all in one place. No more SSH-ing into 47 different machines to figure out what's on fire.
CPU
42%
Memory
2.4 GB
Network
847 MB
Hey chief. Memory usage creeping up on app-worker-3. Looks like a leak. I'd restart that bad boy before it takes everyone down.
Traffic from EU doubled since last Tuesday. Maybe time to add a Frankfurt region? I can set it up in 30 seconds. You just say word.
CPU been at 100% for 6 hours. At this point... maybe think about optimizing code? Or throw more cores at it. Your call, boss. ðĪ·
Caveman watches your infrastructure 24/7 so you can sleep. When CPU hits the ceiling, traffic spikes, or something smells funny â Caveman slides into your dashboard with advice that actually makes sense.
Think of it as a senior DevOps engineer who communicates exclusively in plain English. It doesn't just alert you â it tells you exactly what to do about it.
Define your own scaling rules and let Caveman handle the grunt work. Job queue above 1,000? Spin up 5 machines. Below 3? Scale back down. CPU over 90% for 10 minutes? Add more cores. You write the rules, Caveman follows orders â no questions asked. Well, maybe some sarcastic comments.
If job queue > 1,000 â scale to 5 machines
Triggered 12 times this week
If job queue < 3 â scale to 1 machine
Triggered 8 times this week
If CPU > 90% for 10min â add 2 cores + notify
Triggered 3 times this week
12:04:32 [info] GET /api/users 200 in 12ms
12:04:33 [info] POST /api/orders 201 in 45ms
12:04:33 [warn] Slow query detected: 890ms
12:04:34 [error] Connection timeout to db-replica-2
12:04:34 [info] Retrying connection... success
12:04:35 [info] GET /api/health 200 in 2ms
12:04:36 [info] Worker processed 142 jobs
Stream logs from every machine, every region, in real time. Full-text search across your entire infrastructure. Find that one needle in your haystack of stdout before your boss finds it first.
CPU, memory, network I/O, request latency, error rates â visualized in dashboards that update in real time. No Grafana PhD required. Spot trends, catch anomalies, and impress people in standups with charts you didn't have to configure.
Request Latency (ms)
Avg Latency
23ms
Requests
1.2M
Error Rate
0.02%
Mission Control
Default â 4 widgets
Logs & Search
Default â 2 widgets
Metrics
Default â 3 widgets
Deploy Pipeline
Custom â 6 widgets
Don't like our dashboards? Build your own. Drag, drop, and arrange widgets however your brain works. Want to disable everything we built and start from scratch? We respect that energy.
Real-time cost tracking per app, per region. Know exactly what you're spending, what you're going to spend, and where you're wasting money. Caveman finds the idle machines burning cash and tells you about it â before your finance team does.
$127.43
Forecast: $183 by month end
api-prod
us-east-1 â 3 machines
web-frontend
us-east-1 â 2 machines
staging-worker
Idle â 4 requests in 7 days
Anomaly Detected
Memory usage 40% higher than normal for this time of day. Possible memory leak in api-prod since last deploy.
Root Cause Analysis
Latency spike at 3pm correlates with deploy #847 two hours ago. Response times up 3x since. Consider rollback?
Proactive Warning
At current growth rate, you'll hit memory limits in 3 days. Recommend upgrading to performance-2x or adding another machine.
Weekly Digest
Your apps used $47.20 this week, had 2 incidents, and served 1.2M requests with 99.97% uptime.
Dashboards show you numbers. Caveman tells you what they mean. Anomaly detection that actually understands your traffic patterns. Root cause analysis that connects deploys to latency spikes. Proactive warnings before things break â not after.
Not Another Dashboard
Monitor, scale, optimize, automate â all in one place.
| Feature | Grafana | Datadog | Caveman |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fly.io Native | Requires setup | Generic | Built-in |
| Autoscaling | Read-only | Monitor only | Integrated actions |
| AI Anomaly Detection | Manual thresholds | Yes | Fly.io-specific |
| Cost Tracking | No | $$$ | Included |
| Machine Management | No | No | Scale, restart, deploy |
| Pricing | Free / Cloud | $100-1000+/mo | Free to start |
Caveman monitors your infrastructure around the clock. CPU spiking? Memory leaking? Traffic surging? You'll know before your users do.
Not just alerts â actionable advice. Caveman tells you what's wrong AND what to do about it. Scale up, optimize, restart â with one click.
No YAML files. No Terraform. No 47-page runbooks. Just a dashboard that makes sense and an assistant that speaks human.
Let Caveman Handle It.
Set up in minutes. No blood sacrifice required.
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